meladoodle:

australiansanta:

australiansanta:

what type of rock is a really good friend

an opal

rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke

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87,463 notes

boara:

HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH

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moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

(Source: pizzapoppunk)

507,798 notes

catsbeaversandducks:

Post-it Notes Left on the Train

Writer and illustrator October Jones, the creative genius behind Text From Dog and these funny train commute doodles, is at it again with these hilarious motivational post-it notes that he leaves on the train and in other random places.The upbeat doodles, which star Jones’ adorable character Peppy the Inspirational Cat, convey positive and funny messages meant to motivate daily commuters. Whether you’re feeling the Monday blues or in need of some encouragement, Jones’ delightful post-it notes are sure to brighten your day and remind you just how awesome you are.

Via My Modern Metropolis 

40,434 notes

tinafeay:

sketchamagowza:

giraffe request

OMG I LOVE THIS 

189,372 notes

madamateur:

trying to drink hot tea while wearing glasses more like

image

where the fuck did the laptop go

229,736 notes

thenamesjoe:

what a strange dog 

(Source: sizvideos)

218,851 notes

kev-n:

me avoiding my responsibilities

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217,818 notes

allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

274,144 notes

ohlookanimeboys:

When I meet a friend’s friend and they leave us alone together

image

538,530 notes

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

163,118 notes

theweedteacher:

sammymanny15:

Hangin’ out  Down the street

They’re so fucking baked

theweedteacher:

sammymanny15:

Hangin’ out
Down the street

They’re so fucking baked

218,964 notes

toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

image

(Source: trashboat)

546,780 notes

kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

image

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